IT'S THE FREAKING QUOTE WALL~!
"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."
"Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car."
"The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list."
"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
"If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong."
"We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
"The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research."
"A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station."
"How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?"
"Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."
"Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish."
"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted pay checks."
"A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it."
"Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR"."
"I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."
"I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...so I said "Implants?"
"Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?"
"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?"
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
"You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."
"The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!"
"Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back."
"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."
"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with."
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
"Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."
"There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away."
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."
"When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."
"You're never too old to learn something stupid."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."
"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
"Some people hear voices. Some see invisible people. Others have no imagination whatsoever."
"A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it."
"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."
"When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade. Then mix it with some vodka."
"Life is a terminal disease!"
"No shirt, no shoes, no service; try walking in there with no pants and see what happens."
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and make people wonder how the hell you did it."
"Nobody dies a virgin; life f***s us all."
"Ham can never replace the love of a woman! Only beer and golf can!"
"We need to step up our game! Get me a crack pipe and a can of whipped cream!"
"I thought I told you to EMPHASIZE THE BOOBS!"
"Suicide is just mans way of telling God, "You can't fire me; I QUIT!"
"You're only limited by your imagination. And Physics."
"Why be difficult when, with a little effort, you can be impossible?"
"I have AWESOME EYEBROWS! Your arguement is INVALID!"
"The Green Panties are multipliers."
"And after that whole process, the towel came off."
"Your groin is in the way of the remote's reception!"
"I've just stated that my farts can raise the dead!"
"I just drew a chick in a leotard. How's life?"
"They say nothing is impossible, but I've been doing nothing for YEARS."
"For love! For justice! And for FANSERVICE!"
"I'm guesing he's either a dentist...or a vigilante."
"Have some faith in me, dammit!"
"I don't care how much moral incest is involved, she is HOT."
"But she slapped me with powdered nuts!"
"We shall settle this like men...with GLOVE SLAPPING!"
"This is a Scottish sport, you wanker! I am BRITISH!"
"It's the Circle of Pwned!"
"If there's any feeling left in my butt, it's painful."
"THANK YOU, GODS OF FANSERVICE!"
"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button."
"I DEMAND FORGIVENESS!"
"I can see your bacon from here~"
"The pants are COMMIN OFF!"
"As long as my pants are off and I got something for my head, I'm good."
"I'm the bartender. Your power is nothing compared to mine."
"All that speed, and I lost it to a BANANA."
"And yet, I'm the one that actually got drunk."
"Take your gummy worms and get the Hell outta my library."
"I FINALLY BEAT THE POPE!"
"My son is the size of a rutabega."
"Pizza is like sex. When it's good, it's great. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
"For the sake of chibis, it should be done!"
"Just because you're invisible doesn't mean I can't see you!"
"BEHOLD MY PANTS, OTAKU WORLD!"
"I'm the protagonist dammit! Give me my harem ending!"
My name's Bronze Facade. I love poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick. I look forward to having fun with you all, no matter how crappy of an artist I am. But I came here to practice, and practice I shall!
Avatar drawn by me. AND ME ALONE.
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Current Residence: The Asylum
deviantWEAR sizing preference: umm... What?
Print preference: I repeat: What?
Favourite genre of music: Progressive/Opera Metal, but no vocals where they scream so loud they practically puke in the mic.
Favourite photographer: ...
Favourite style of art: Manga/Anime...among others
Operating System: YOU.
MP3 player of choice: Pandora, iPod Nano
Shell of choice: Kevlar Vest
Wallpaper of choice: Depends if my comp works. LOL
Skin of choice: Living
Favourite cartoon character: Sonic the Hedgehog, Disgaea cast
Personal Quote: "Let's make like a popsicle stand and blow this leaf."